Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 6/22 (50/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Press the scam button
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Take candy from a baby
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/150 points)
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Level 30
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/320 points)
Reach Level 2
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 4
Reach Level 5
Reach Level 6
Reach Maximum Level
Survive 10 seconds on Maximum Level
Survive 100 seconds on Maximum Level
Medals Earned: 3/41 (15/1,000 points)
Visit Newgrounds
I hate it when this happens
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/165 points)
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
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